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Post  shadowsnare on Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:21 pm

For the benefit of those not in gavel, here is one of the jokes that was shared(although it may not be exactly the same):

A boy went to ask his father how to quantify anger for his assignment.
His father said:"Nonono, u cant quantify anger, but u can categorise it."
"How?"
"Okay i shall show u" The father took the phone and dialled seven digits.
"Hello NanJiao Security company here. I'm the security guard speaking. How may I help u?"
"Oh hello. I want to look for someone called Jessica Alba."The father said.
"Sorry, but u hav called the wrong line."
"No but i really want to talk to Jessica Alba."
"I'm sorry if u are going to continue i will hav to call the police."Then the security guard hung the phone.
The father turned bak to his son and said"This is only the first level of anger, slight irritation. But there are many levels of anger. Let me show u the next level.
The father took the phone and dialled the SAME seven digits.
"Hello NanJiao Security company here. I'm the security guard speaking. How may I help u?"
"I want to look for Jessica Alba. Can I talk to her?"
"Oi!I will repeat myself again, there is no Jessica Alba here! If u continue i will call the police!"Then the guard hung the phone.
The father said to his son"This is the second level,anger only. I will now show u the next level." He dialled the same seven digits again.
"Can u please stop it!!!I had enough of u!!!!"The security guard shouted.
"Is this NanJiao Security company?"The father asked.
The security guard was shocked."Ohohoh...i'm sorry. There was this guy here who kept asking to find a person. How may I help u?"
"Oh, its nothing much. I'm jst here to look for some1, she's called Jessica Alba."
"Can u bloody stop it!!!!I'm going to call the police NOW!!!!"
"Hey I really wan to look for Jessica Alba. Can I like leave her a message?"
The guard hung the phone.
The father said"This is the third level of anger, pure fury. Now, by doing this u can already get an 'A' for ur assignment already. But u must get an 'A+', so I shall show u the nxt lvl of anger."
The father dialled the same seven digits yet again.
"Can u bloody leave me alone!!!ppl hav to earn a living u know!!!"
But the father now said in a much more gentler voice"Hello, is this NanJiao Security company?"
The security guard was very,very shocked. he said
"Mdm, I'm so sorry. There was this crazy guy who kept prank calling. How may I help u?"
Then in the same high-pitched voice, the father asked"Oh I feel sad for u. My name is Jessica Alba, I wan to check if anyone left me any messages."
The father turned bak to the son and said,"Now that is undescribeble anger. Now go get ur A+ son."

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Post  Yy on Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:41 pm

Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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